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Offline Gonzo_Descente

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It's getting punny out there!
« on: February 07, 2018, 01:36:01 PM »
King Pythagorus had many wives, but he had no sons and wanted them desperately. Therefore he promised all the wives that if they produced a son, the king would provide a squire to take care of the son in every regard, relieving the wife of much of the duty.

Well, some of the wives were quite superstitious. One wife slept on an antelope hide, another on a zebra hide, and yet another slept on a hippopotamus hide.

As luck would have it, the wife that slept on an antelope hide birthed a son, the the king duly provided her with her squire. Again, the wife that slept on the zebra hide also birthed a son, so the king followed through and gave her a squire to do the work.

However, the wife that slept on a hippopotamus hide brought into the world a set of twin boys. So to make everything equal the king gave her two squires in order to take care of all the business of the boys.

So the Storal of the Mory is that the sons of the squires of the hippopotaumus hide is equal the sons of the squires of the other two hides.

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Re: It's getting punny out there!
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2018, 03:22:46 PM »
Well said young man!  :13:

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Re: It's getting punny out there!
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2018, 07:03:52 PM »
My friend is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog

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Re: It's getting punny out there!
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2018, 07:57:49 AM »
Good one!

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Re: It's getting punny out there!
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2018, 01:44:35 PM »
 :13: that is funny!